Privacy Policy


Welcome to! We’re glad you’re here, and we take your privacy super seriously. Like, really seriously. Almost as seriously as we take breathing. That’s why we’re committed to protecting your personal data and being transparent about how we collect, use, and share it.

This privacy policy explains our data collection, use, and sharing practices for and any related apps (collectively, the “site”). By accessing or using the site, you agree to the collection, use, and sharing of your personal data as described in this policy.


We collect and use personal data when you use the site. This includes data you provide directly, such as when you create an account or submit a form, and data we collect automatically, such as through the use of cookies and other tracking technologies. Don’t worry, we only use the good kind of cookies (the ones with chocolate chips).

We use various technologies and techniques, such as cookies, pixels, and server logs, to collect and analyze your data. We also use third-party analytics tools, such as Google Analytics, to help us understand how you use our site and app. And no, we don’t have any hidden cameras (that we’ll admit to). But let’s be real, we’ve probably already seen you in your underwear at some point.

Use of personal data:

We collect and use your personal data for various purposes, including:

  • Providing and improving the site: We use your data to provide and improve the site and its features, such as by customizing content and analyzing usage patterns. We also use your data to make sure the site is running smoothly and to fix any bugs that may arise.
  • Communicating with you: We use your data to communicate with you, such as by responding to your inquiries or sending you updates. We may also send you promotional emails or notifications, because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good sale?
  • Advertising: We may use your data to serve targeted ads that are more relevant to your interests. But don’t worry, we only use the best algorithms to ensure that you’re not bombarded with ads for things you’re not interested in (like clown noses or human-sized hamster wheels).

Sharing of personal data:

We may share your personal data with third parties for various purposes, such as with service providers, business partners, or to comply with legal requirements. And let’s not forget about corporate restructuring, like mergers and acquisitions. In these cases, we’ll do our best to protect your data, but no guarantees.

We may also share your personal data in other circumstances, such as to investigate or prevent fraudulent or illegal activity, or to protect the rights, property, or safety of the site or its users.

Data security:

We take seriously appropriate measures to protect your personal data from unauthorized access or misuse, because your data is just as important to us as it is to you. But let’s be real, hackers are always finding new ways to break through our defenses. So while we can’t promise that your data will always be 100% secure, we’ll do our best to keep it that way. We’ve got firewalls, encryption, and probably a couple of hacker-repelling unicorns on standby.

Data retention:

We retain your personal data for as long as necessary to fulfil the purposes outlined in this privacy policy. This includes retaining your data for the duration of your use of our website or app and for a reasonable time thereafter in case you decide to come back (we’ll be here waiting with open arms). We also retain your data to comply with legal obligations and resolve disputes.

Your rights:

You have certain rights in relation to your personal data, such as the right to access, rectify, erase, or object to the processing of your data. And we’ll do our best to honor those rights, because we want you to feel as comfortable as possible on our site.

But let’s be real, we’ll probably still have a copy somewhere. We’re not saying we’re hoarders or anything, but we do like to keep things just in case.

Changes to the privacy policy:

We may update this privacy policy from time to time, and we encourage you to review it whenever you access our website or app. But don’t worry, we’ll give you plenty of notice before any major changes. And if you really hate the updates, you can always unsubscribe (but we’ll miss you).

Contact information:

If you have any questions or concerns about this privacy policy or our data collection, use, and sharing practices, please contact us here. We’ll be more than happy to chat with you about your privacy (or just about anything else, really).

We hope this privacy policy has been helpful in explaining our data collection, use, and sharing practices. Remember, we actually value your privacy more than we value making a profit (or at least that’s what we tell ourselves to sleep at night).